General discussion / Michael Jackson Jokes

Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Due to the fact that micheal jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change.

Micheal Jackson hasn't been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin spent the night at Neverland.

What were Michael Jackson's last words? Take me to the Children's Hospital.

When the little boy called 911, the operator asked if anything was wrong. The little boy answered, "no, he's just stiff." The operator said, "well, isn't that unusual?" The little boy replied, "no he's always like that when I visit him."

BREAKING NEWS! Casper the friendly ghost was raped in the early hours of this morning!

Michael Jackson wakes up and says to paramedics "Have I died and gone to heaven?" Paramedic replies "No, we're just wheeling you through the Childrens Ward."

Urgent RSPCA announcement ........ Wanted - good home for abandoned monkey answers to Bubbles, very friendly, likes being w*nked off with a white glove .....

heared the most of these allready, man some people have no life

REAKING NEWS! Casper the friendly ghost was raped in the early hours of this morning!

What were Michael Jackson's last words? Take me to the Children's Hospital.

Michael Jackson wakes up and says to paramedics "Have I died and gone to heaven?" Paramedic replies "No, we're just wheeling you through the Childrens Ward."

Only funny ones lol.

silly fags

sjefpruim @ 27 Jun 2009 03:51

heared the most of these allready, man some people have no life

En kijk dan ook vooral naar het tijdstip waarop deze mensen achter hun PC hangen om dit te plaatsen.

Arvee het clowntje

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why making jokes?

Is ie overleden dan?

Ook extra zo'n topic maken als zo'n persoon overleden is.
Loony your just a nolifer. [Guess you wanted this, thats why you started this topic]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Fuck all you whining bitches.

THE MAN WAS A PAEDOPHILE FOR FUCK SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!

And youz are defending him??????

Next youz will be defending Gary Gliter!!!!

Delete This Double Post

Haha Loony, you don't know the facts.
I don't care about it, just like his songs.

But your a hopeless little hulk

On 27-06-2009 13:22:54, Jatoch wrote:

Haha Loony, you don't know the facts.

The part in bold is FACT, this actually happened. I can remember it aswell.

On 26-06-2009 21:35:55, OzStyle wrote:

Can't there be one site without Michael fkn Jackson

I will write it SLOW so maybe it might get through certain ppls small brains

T H E.... P R I C K...... T O U C H E D....... K I D S.........

and if you think that's ok your a sick bastard that belongs in hell with him.

*btw don't go saying he never touched kids, you don't pay a family $20million to shut up if your innocent*

I was around when that shit happened the lil boy he touched described Jacksons dick to the court, so hey how did the LITTLE BOY know what his dick looked like if he never seen it ?

rot in hell Jackson..

Kids rejoice one less phaedo on earth

Pedo or not, still pretty sad if you make such topics.
Get a life loony.

#1: Dat Loony een achterlijke debiel is was volgens mij al algemeen bekend. Hij kan niet nadenken. Hij heeft een stoornis. Neem het hem niet kwalijk aub.

#2: "I was around when that shit happened.." valt het niemand op dat OzStyle zogenaamd altijd overal bij is geweest, alles en iedereen kent en zogenaamd overal bronnen heeft?

Hoe heet zo iemand die alleen maar kan liegen ook alweer? Joran vd Sloot heeft er ook last van.

Pedo or not, his music was awesome

On 27-06-2009 13:45:23, Jeroeenn wrote:

Pedo or not, still pretty sad if you make such topics.
Get a life loony.

So if a paedo raped your kid you would respect him just because he died?????

Its youz that need to get a fuckin life, ya bunch of paedo lovers!!!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between acne and Micheal Jackson?
Acne doesn't cum on your face until you are 13.