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The Speed Freak - Anally probed to Death

Track details

Gereleased in: 2009
Album: Arse Attacks 2 : Intruders From Uranus [AA-14]

Lyrics

You've got to believe me, I've just seen one of those FUO thingies!
Quick!

It's an invasion
The end of life as we know it
We are the ones who will stand and fight

From a smoldering crater emerges a creature from another time and place
A terrifying horror unleashing devastation such as the world has never seen

Thousands flee and the city is evacuated as the world's greatest minds search for answers:
Are you saying we ripped a hole in our dimension and let this thing in?
-What are you? high on life?
--Don't you fucking question me! (...) you fucking wanker!

A being that knows not reason or fear, it knows only to destroy, Destroy! DESTROY!

Sounds like a complete cunt! Muahaha!
-Fear me!
my massive ego is momentarily massaged
Teach the humans cower in fear by bringing destruction down upon them
-It's gonna be absolutely fascinating, don't you think?
--Absolutely shit, I think
Shoot, blast, kill, destroy!
-How did I know that was coming?

Coming from the anus to touch your style!

Anally probed to death!

Here it comes again!

Oh god, not again!

You haven't fought homicidal fury!
Fury! (?X)

Disturbance on the inmates
Extra patrols have been sent to investigate
Finally! my gun was getting lonely
Aaaahh... huh, hm?!

I've got a bad feeling about this...
Invaders must die!

I come in peace (2X)

I come in peace
-You go in pieces!

We come in peace
Kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill
We come in peace
Kill, shoot to kill, ma'am
We come in peace
Kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill
We come in peace
Shoot to kill, -shoot to kill!
We come in peace
Kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill
We come in peace
Kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill
If we shoot, we're gonna shoot to kill, you bitch!

Oh my god, a walking vibrator!

Fucking die!

Bring me humans, alive and squirming!
Let me suck up their lifeforce like botarian (...)

By the sacred genitalia!
Arkboodle requires slaves, female slaves

Shoot, blast, kill, destroy!
Shoot, blast, get down by God!
Shoot, blast, kill, destroy!
Nobody steals our chicks and lives

We're all going to die

Humble (...) of terror and destruction
Arkvoodle is reborn!
To spread the good pick-up line of erotic satiation
Go, son of Arkvoodle
Take the sacred crotch to the masses!

(...) Smash his face!

Make it go away!

What did you see?
Was it reptilian or grey?
Can't stop, I'd say
AAAHHH!

Sounds like trouble

Is it the right season for kicking your ass?!

Nobody gets killed, everybody dies! (4X)
Blood! (?X)

What you say we go hunt some aliens?!

Why do you think the aliens drain the brain fluid, doesn't seem a very intelligent thing to do, is it?
Certainly not as entertaining as the old anal probe
-The only way we can save your planet is if we conquer it!
So, these aliens are soul-stealing rapists!

Bron: Lololyrics