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Staat een man op de bus te wachten.
Zegt de buschaufeur.. HEY! Geen mensen op mijn bus

Een man gooit een brief in de bus.
Zegt de buschauffeur: HEY! Geen brieven in mijn bus!

On 18-05-2009 19:42:21, Abrikozenjam wrote:

Staat een man op de bus te wachten.
Zegt de busschaufeur.. HEY! Geen mensen op mijn bus

staat een belg op de bus te wachten.
Valt die eraf

man says to his wife....
"why do scuba divers fall off their boats backwards?" to which the man replies
"You thick twat, if they fell forwards they'd still be on the fucking boat!"

On 18-05-2009 19:46:35, A-BASS wrote:

man says to his wife....
"why do scuba divers fall off their boats backwards?" to which the man replies
"You thick twat, if they fell forwards they'd still be on the fucking boat!"

Hahahah

On 18-05-2009 19:46:35, A-BASS wrote:

man says to his wife....
"why do scuba divers fall off their boats backwards?" to which the man replies
"You thick twat, if they fell forwards they'd still be on the fucking boat!"

i really roffled

On 18-05-2009 19:49:08, Jro_ wrote:

On 18-05-2009 19:46:35, A-BASS wrote:

man says to his wife....
"why do scuba divers fall off their boats backwards?" to which the man replies
"You thick twat, if they fell forwards they'd still be on the fucking boat!"

i really roffled

me too but I don't understand hahahahahahahaha

A English man, a Dutch man and a Irish man go to the beach 1 day and see a woman with no arms and legs crying, the English man goes over and asks "Why are you crying?" she says "because of the way i am ive never been kissed" so he gives her a kiss...
The Ducth man goes over and asks "why are you crying" she says "Because of the way i am ive never been givin a hug" so he gives her and hug...
Irish man walks over and goes "why are you crying?" she say "because of the way i am ive never been fucked!"
Irish man replies "You are now the tides coming in"

what do smoking cigarettes and licking pussy have in common???




the flavor gets stronger as you get closer to the butt!

Why do dogs lick their balls?
Because they can.

haha i rofled so much

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.

hahahaha

On 18-05-2009 19:43:06, Abrikozenjam wrote:

Een man gooit een brief in de bus.
Zegt de buschauffeur: HEY! Geen brieven in mijn bus!

a man trows a letter on a bus...
busdriver say. HEY! no letters on my bus

On 18-05-2009 20:04:31, A-BASS wrote:

On 18-05-2009 19:43:06, Abrikozenjam wrote:

Een man gooit een brief in de bus.
Zegt de buschauffeur: HEY! Geen brieven in mijn bus!

a man trows a letter on a bus...
busdriver say. HEY! no letters on my bus

A bus is also a mailbox;)

how do you know if a black woman is pregnant???

stick a fucking bananna up her fanny and if its half gone you know theres another fucking monkey on the way lmao

On 18-05-2009 20:07:37, A-BASS wrote:

how do you know if a black woman is pregnant???

stick a fucking bananna up her fanny and if its half gone you know theres another fucking monkey on the way lmao

WHAHAHA that's fucking racist but it's also fucking funny, laughing my ass of atm

im noway racist but i find it funny aswell

On 18-05-2009 19:52:59, A-BASS wrote:

A English man, a Dutch man and a Irish man go to the beach 1 day and see a woman with no arms and legs crying, the English man goes over and asks "Why are you crying?" she says "because of the way i am ive never been kissed" so he gives her a kiss...
The Ducth man goes over and asks "why are you crying" she says "Because of the way i am ive never been givin a hug" so he gives her and hug...
Irish man walks over and goes "why are you crying?" she say "because of the way i am ive never been fucked!"
Irish man replies "You are now the tides coming inn"

sooooooooooooo funny

On 18-05-2009 20:11:34, A-BASS wrote:

im noway racist but i find it funny aswell

0/

On 18-05-2009 20:12:28, Odyssee wrote:

On 18-05-2009 20:11:34, A-BASS wrote:

im noway racist but i find it funny aswell

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