General discussion / Jokes

On 18-05-2009 20:23:58, Hektor wrote:

On 18-05-2009 20:22:29, ThaMaster wrote:

On 18-05-2009 20:21:55, Odyssee wrote:

de drie verschillen tussen ET en een turk

1. ET wilde de taal leren
2. ET wilde terug naar huis
3. ET had zijn eigen fiets

nummer drie haha had zijn eigen fiets geniaal

Er waren er 5 in de film shoufshouf habiti.

dan is mijn bron gay

Hoelang blijft een Turks meisje maagd? Zolang ze sneller kan lopen dan haar vader en haar broers.

geniaaalxD

On 18-05-2009 20:23:17, ThaMaster wrote:

3 turken zitten in een auto, wie rijd er? De politie

haha

Die is oudddd

Waarom rent een turk achter een vuilniswagen aan? Wat zou jij doen als je huis weg reed.

Wanneer mag je een turkse vrouw in haar gezicht spugen?

Als haar snor in de fik staat

Hoe klinkt een turk als die van de flat af springt?
Antwoord: KEBAB!

Hoe noem je een condoom in het zweeds?
Antwoord: Pipi Vangkous

Hoe noem je Hitler op z'n russisch?
Antwoord: Slarottiemof

die moppen zeggen wij echt elke maand wel een keer.. en blijft mooi

a wee small skinny white man walks onto a lift in a tall building & looks up and this huge black man, who says "before you ask, im 7ft tall, 350lbs, 20" dick and my balls weigh 3lbs each, Turner Brown's the name"
at which point the skinny white man faints. When he was resuscitated, he asks the black man to say that gain...
The black man repeats his stats and says Turner Brown's the name.... skinny white man says "Thank Fuck!!! i thought you said turn around"

A little old lady answers a knock at the door to be met by a travelling vacuum cleaner salesman, before she has a chance to speak the man tips a full bucket of cow shit all over her hallway carpet and explains "Madam, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of that cow shit from your carpet, i will eat whats left" she replies "Hope your hungry because the bastards cut of my electricity this morning"

On 18-05-2009 21:46:24, Dakpan wrote:

Hahahahaha

here bought 2 irish men walked into a bar?
tought 1 of them wud of seen it

irish man walkin down street picks up a pile of shite and says look wat i nearly stood on

irish man walkin down the street falls down a drain his m8 says "is it dark down there" irish man says "dunno cant see"

hear about irish shop lifter?
found dead under tesco

hear about theirish man tried to blow up a car
burnt his lips on the exsaust

had to slip a few irish jokes in there sum were

whats the difference between a park bench and a english man????

park bench can support a family

Was walking past a mental home today, could hear them all shouting "13, 13, 13"
I wanted to know what they were up to, so i looked through a hole in the fence and some bastard poked me in the eye and they all shouted "14, 14, 14"


Do yous get that joke?

On 22-08-2009 21:03:06, A-BASS wrote:

Was walking past a mental home today, could hear them all shouting "13, 13, 13"
I wanted to know what they were up to, so i looked through a hole in the fence and some bastard poked me in the eye and they all shouted "14, 14, 14"


Do yous get that joke?

14 People got poked

On 22-08-2009 21:05:12, Nevio wrote:

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14 People got poked